Ok. Rmb Catch zhabor in Facebook's post?
why i call guys as grasshopper? answer: ask Jolie ><
Now i'm going to teach girls how to catch grasshopper.

Basically, the world is so big and there are billions and billions of grasshopper. Before you catch a grasshopper, Of course, the best thing you will need is bottle. Without bottles how are you going to catch grasshopper? zz

But if you do not have bottle, you can use empty kaya glass jar to catch grasshopper too. it's convenience.

To catch right grasshopper you want, first thing is that your eye should not be pajiao. Must see which one man which one cmi, because later catch wrong grasshopper, zzz, later you this spider naughty eat up the grasshopper.

Secondly, pls catch  the best de. guai de.. Don't catch wrong, later if you catch until a naughty grasshopper, i dont know liao. That grasshopper go disturb your house(spider web), dont come find me =.=

Thirdly, You must know what is the size of that grasshopper kkj, if not later when doing sex, you found out that his kkj small, then you dumped him, he very sad de, you know. Try not to hurt grasshopper feeling. ><

Fourthly, pls catch  the spider that don't mind how big or small is your nehneh, zzz.


RMB!!! You have to wear this before going catch grasshopper

If not the grasshopper will zhao away.

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posted by Zhong Eh @ 5:38 PM  slacking at 5:38 PM.

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