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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Catch zhabor in Facebook

Catch zhabor in Facebook

Ryan requested for me to teach him how to catch zhabor in Facebook.

Ok. Facebook is a big social networking site. There are tons of zhabor out there.
Before you do anything. You need to prepare a lot few bottle, not beer bottle pls cos it fucking expensive. Soya milk bottle will do.
Why need bottle? BECAUSE IT IS FOR CATCHING ZHABOR!

Did you remember last time primary school, you all use cassette tape casing, sharpener, containers and etc to catch spiders? lols

Catching zhabor in Facebook is the same thing as catching spider.

But be high class a bit, upgrade to bottles. lols....

To catch right spider you want, first thing is that your eye should not be pajiao. Must see which one chio which one cmi, because later catch wrong spider, zzz, how to  have spider fight?

Secondly, why use Soya Milk bottle instead of alcoholic bottle. Very simple. Because later the spider smell the alcohol then drunk, how to fight properly? (But if you are a ti ko, maybe you can use alcohol bottle to catch your prey, so then they drunk, you can pia them. :x don't say i teach de.)

Thirdly, pls catch  the best de. Don't catch wrong, later if you catch until a bangla spider, i dont know liao. Dont come find me =.=

Fourthly, You must know how poison is that spider. later if that spider is very poisonous, then when it give you blowjob,  it bite your kkj, you die not limpei problem. 

Fifthly, pls catch  the spider that don't mind how big or small is your kkj, zzz, later catch wrong like Mai Pia, I dont know liao... Don't come kp me...


This post is dedicated to 21Ryanyourfather.
2moro post will be on drugs. Stay Tuned.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 6:09 PM  slacking at 6:09 PM.

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