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Saturday, January 30, 2010
Choose a girlfriend. 8 Golden Rule

Ok, ginnas, now Zhong Eh is going to teach you how to choose a girlfriend. You are in my gang, MCINS. Girlfriend cannot anyhow choose one. Must choose the correct girl, if not i'm going to kick you out of MCINS.

8 Golden Rule to choose a gf


1st
Choose a girl who is very chio, very cute, very hot, etc.

2nd
The girl must be very TiongXim to MCINS and Zhong Eh, and of cos Tao Eh.

3rd
The girl should know how to scold people in simple vulgarities such as lan-jiao, chee-bye, kan-ni-na, fuck you, nin-na-bey, etc. Advantage vulgarities such as kan-ni-na-bey-chao-chee-bye don't have to know, cos we no need such a vulgar girl.

4th
The girl should be a virgin. How to check whether she is a virgin? When she walk, her leg open big big de, means not virgin already. or you can compare her with Ai Pia or Mai Pia.

5th
The girl should know how to collect Tiger bottles. Everyday help Zhong Eh collect.

6th
The girl should be a girl that can bring us good luck. Good luck in everything such as fighter, slacking, 4D-ing, toto-ing, etc.

7th
The girl should know how to help us pcc. As you all should know by now, we are a Traditional High Tech Chinese Gang, being taditional, we must know how to pcc. If we don't know how to Play Chinese Chess, then we aren't traditional anymore.

8th
Lastly the girl should know how long is your KKJ. ok, i don't want any ginna to have to same mistake as me, girl always laugh at me because I have small KKJ. So i want you to ask the girl to help you measure your KKJ and record down in black and white with both you and your girlfriend fingerprint down. So that your girlfriend cannot dumped you as she had her fingerprint in black and white.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 3:50 PM  slacking at 3:50 PM.

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