Just had meeting with other Zhong Ehs all around Singapore at 1 underground gambling slacking shop in Geylang. Here is the report of the meeting.

Our purpose of the meeting is How to make mata slack, so that we tio daiji outside, they don't know. Our solution is to make a strong sleeping powder and blow inside mata station. So that mata will feel sleepy after inhaling the powder and slack slack, then fall asleep.

So one of the retarded Zhong Eh say, use pepper. zzz. That Zhong Eh abit brainless. Pepper powder can make people sleep? zzz.

Got 1 zhong eh more power, he say use small chilli powder. wtf?! chilli powder can make people sleep meh?

haizzz... those zhong eh CMI one..

me, your zhong eh say go pharmacy buy sleeping pills then ground them into tiny tiny powder.. see i so clever. other Zhong Eh no brain.

But because we have budget. We cannot buy to many sleeping pills, so I decided to add baby powder inside. Purpose is the make the mata ah-choo then sleep. LOLs..

See. Among all those Zhong Eh, me is the most zai one. So you call must join me MataComeINotScared.

Now till Chinese New Year got special promotion, email to zhongeh@gmail.com. 1st 15 member who signed up will all get special package FREE sponsored by Muay Thai Fighter association, Taiji group, Kick Boxing Centre and WWE.

Muay Thai Fighter assocaition will teach you all how to use Muay Thai skills to defence yourself and whack people.

Taiji Group will teach you how to relax after fighting, this is the most important. Because it helps you to slack. For this, pls report to East Coast Park in the morning.

Kick Boxing Centre will teach you all how to kick and box. Usually we don't use that on human. We use it on Carlsbreg bottle. This is to haolian let people see how we break bottles.

WWE will teach you all how to use chair, table to smash people. They also have a very useful tactic, but it is very dangerous, not recommended by me. Only if emergency then can use. It is call balls grabbing. You have to grab the opponents balls and don't let go until he faint and lose his father's day. Don't try that at home.

It will be a 5 days course for all those 4 section. so it will take about a month. After all the courses, you can officially be promoted into Zhong Eh bodyguard! And you all must protect me from head to toe. including balls, cos i don't want to lose my balls and become ah gua.

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posted by Zhong Eh @ 8:05 PM  slacking at 8:05 PM.

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