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Thursday, March 25, 2010
at bugis!

today when to bugis with xiaotears,freak funny! we go slackslack at the staircase.. i saw a pinkpink thing at the staircase..you noe what!? it condom! den i talk xiaotears noe so i never tell her..den xiaotears smoke till half way she go pick up the condom.. i talk she was horny! but she actually dunno what that. den she ask me.. ''what this?'' i answer her " it condom!'' den she jitao throw away..went in to arcade and play games.. xiaotears playing games.and i stand far away go smokesmoke. KNN! got one guy sibei guailan sia.keep looking at me den i gan him.''ehs,siao eh..never see ppl smoke before ah! cheebye!'' he diamdiam..den stand beside him got one girl keep telling him something den the guy walk forward say ''ehs,why keep looking at my girlfriend!?'' me: i got look at your girlfriend mah! i look at my friend playing gamea lah.. make this clear leh! he: knn, buay song siibo? cheebye kia.. me: limbei buay song li huan lo lah hor..
                                            
                                                   (xiaotears came..........)
xiaotears : ehs, siao ehs,simi taiji!? he: your friend just now looking at my girlfriend,limbei buay song.. xiaotears : eh, my friend wont look at your girlfriend de lah! so buang! he: den you dun think you very chio leh.. me: at least she more chio den your girlfriend lah.. he: eh! siibei laolan leh you.. me: limbei laolan si limbei eh taiji lah..buay song siam lah!! he : knn! outside talk lah hor! cheebye! xiaotears : dun need talk lah.. 1 0n 1 lah! his stead : lai lah. hong gan kia!
 wow! xiaotears fighting fierce bodoh! she whack till the girl face blue-black and mouth got bleed.. and whack till the girl kneel down say sorry.. den the guy kneel down at us say ''dun beat her aleady.'' and he say sorry to us den xiaotears give them chance.. den they run till like a dog..hahhs!


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 4:24 PM  slacking at 4:24 PM.
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010
The above post is done by my ginna.

The above post is done by my ginna.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 8:17 PM  slacking at 8:17 PM.
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Anyone interested to help Zhong Eh blog. Can add Zhong Eh's msn and talk about it. zhongeh@gmail.com


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 7:12 PM  slacking at 7:12 PM.
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Facebook Group: Bird ♥ Spider (need 500 ppl to join) 

Bird ♥ Spider (need 500 ppl to join)

http://borntobeyourzhongeh.blogspot.com/

Did you all remember my blog post on spider which is zhabor and Bird which is Grasshopper aka guys?
yah, so now, i'm creating this group and I need you to join in order Spider not to break up with Bird.

So i need your support. I only fucking need 500 people to join. Serious. No joke.
and if 999 people join, i'll consider blogging again. 
 
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invite all your friend using the following code: 
javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li');for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}

no join i use tiger bottle whack you hor. mai siao siao


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 1:14 AM  slacking at 1:14 AM.
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Ok, Zhong Eh is going to tell all ginna why Zhong Eh want to stop blogging. As you all can see, my blog post is getting more lame and I'm actually posting gang poem instead of doing a proper blog post. This is because your Zhong Eh cannot think of anything funny to entertain you all and have to stop blogging.

Your Zhong Eh is also human you know. Zhong Eh cannot 24/7 think of funny stuff to entertain your all and make you laugh when your mother scold you.

And also, Zhong Eh cannot everyday go slack, tio daiji and collect bottle. paikia stories all same one, tio daiji or smoke or recruit ginna or beo zhabor or catch spider. all cannot last long de.

Your Zhong Eh also got my own life and Zhong Eh is busy catching my spider, you know. I think I didn't cover the airtight cap hard enough and she is running away. ):

Zhong Eh feel very happy on the positive comment in the tagboard. Thank you all of you. I appreciate it. (:
As for those spammer, I also want to thank you all for making effort to come to my blog and spam and shoot me.

And I created this blog at the first place, is not because of 14 Siao, is because of Tao Eh, my brother. ♥

No Post of Fame registration like Tao Eh's blog, because Tao Eh want to whack me for copying him. Sorry.

Your Zhong Eh thank you all for all your support even though this blog is so sucky.

however, Zhong Eh's MSN and Facebook will still be active (:


BYEBYE! This is the finial post from me! ♥ 


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 8:29 PM  slacking at 8:29 PM.
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Sunday, March 7, 2010
Gang Poem

I have nothing to post about now. Brain bursting liao.
No one fucking give me suggestion. haizz... 
so i cut the gang poem part of the movie 15 by Royston Tan and share with all of you.

Enjoy.

btw for those noob, this is from a movie, don't fucking tag your number on my fucking tagboard. thanks.(:
Gang Poem Combined (Royston Tan's Movie - 15) by ZhongEh


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 1:36 AM  slacking at 1:36 AM.
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Friday, March 5, 2010
Tao Eh

My brother Tao Eh, today just came back from Thailand. Oh ps, forgot to tell you all that Tao Eh went Thailand to work.

He tell me that Thailand there de paikia sibei guailan, we Singapore use Tiger bottle, but they all Thailand use Tom Yum to fight de. zzz. they use small chili cook Tom Yum. u all know right? small chilli fucking hot de. yah, they Thailand use small chili cook Tom Yum then pour at people. knn. my brother stand beside a Thai paikia then hor bo dai bo ji tio pour Tom Yum, luckily Tao Eh got carry Tiger bottle. Tao Eh swing out his tiger bottle and whack the tom Yum soup then the tom yum rebounce back to the paikia. lol. zai right? xD

Then hor you all know about "Tiger"(Thai Girl)? yah, Tao Eh went to the pub in Thailand to see "Tiger Show". He say sibei good to see. all the "Tiger" performance very hot. they from their pu**y take out sharp knife, flower, all those things. wah. i also want go see sia.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 9:16 PM  slacking at 9:16 PM.
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Thursday, March 4, 2010
Pervert spotted. Girls beware!

who the fuck search in the search engine "yishun handjob" and come across my blog? never die before is it? you want tao eh and zhong eh help you handjob ar? -'- tao eh and zhong eh not so free one okay? we need to collect tiger bottle leh.
you want handjob? maybe stuff your small dick inside the tiger bottle and do. -'-


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 6:21 PM  slacking at 6:21 PM.
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All ginnas must do this immdiately. NOW!

Comment on all four videos if possible, they're about Singapore's social issues.

RATE!! COMMENT!! SUBSCRIBE!!
http://www.youtube.com/user/MGBDjjeshy

COMMENT ON ALL OR TAOEH COME TIO YOU DAIJI HOOT YOU.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 2:44 PM  slacking at 2:44 PM.
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Ang Kong Siao

Today Zhong Eh go Bugis Street beo chio bu. ♥

Then hor you know what? I keep looking at a sibei gan pua chio de chio bu.
From head to toe all chio sia. nnb. i see already saliva all dripped out sia.
Then u know, wtf?! Her bf ang kong siao, from head to toe all covered with ang kong. 70% ang kong and 30% Branding. -.- her bf saw me looking at her.
and her bf stare at me. and that time of moment, i don't have any bottle with me.
so i quickly shout "mata" then i zhao. then u know what anot?
lol. her bf scared of mata sia. her bf go hide under her skirt and all the people around laugh and say that ang kong siao, humji kia. lol. so many ang kong yet so humji. zzz. 


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 2:34 PM  slacking at 2:34 PM.
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Zhong Eh's back!

Zhong Eh's back from emo-ing.

Blog post coming up soon.
Zhong Eh go sleep liao. nights.

song for you guys.
BTW for those noob. This is from a movie okay? don't anyhow tag and put down your number. zzz. i not enough tiger bottle how to settle with you all?
Gang Song (15 - Fifteen - Royston Tan, 2003) Chipmunk by ZhongEh


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 2:21 AM  slacking at 2:21 AM.
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Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Attention to all ginnas

Attention to all ginnas:

Your Zhong Eh very emo now. maybe will take a rest for about 2 days?
So will be MIA for 2 days. This 2 days maybe you all can write email to Zhong Eh for suggestion etc.

Zhong Eh cried every night. 
Wanting to slit when every tear trickled down Zhong Eh's face. 
Banging head against the wall till it bleed like my tear. 
haizz. Cried until very stress.
Going to smoke to relieve stress. 





Thank you.
LoveDieYou.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 1:57 AM  slacking at 1:57 AM.
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Attention to all MCINS ginnas!

All go play AuditionSEA and fuck this SilverDragonn upside down.

SilverDragonn? big ar? ccb. limpei GoldDragonn. knn. Silver only then at there kpkb so much. And stalked me. cb dog. i go where you go where. I hack my problem not your problem, you where not happy? ccb. You think you GM ar?
nnb not GM want act like GM. -'- don't cock la hor.
 


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 2:00 AM  slacking at 2:00 AM.
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