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Sunday, January 31, 2010
This post is real!

This is not a fake post!

Today sibei dulan. knn. Got people in H***W***Zone forum say me is clone. nnb. cb. clone lanjiao. The tot I'm fake de ZhongEh in H***W***Zone. _|_ Maybe I calling my brother Tao Eh help me settle this.

and also. H***W***Zone banned me. nnb. nvm. want ban then ban lor. I don't want to stay in such a f***ed up forum where all the f***ed up EDWMers are. It's okay. want ban then ban. I will never create another account to go in H***W***Zone forum.
EDMW sucks!!!!!!!!!
Bye!


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 7:39 PM  slacking at 7:39 PM.
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To fucker in EDMW who don't believe me!

I'm ZhongEh in Hardwarezone. I just created an account. Idiots!!!!! Stupid say me clone... nnb...


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 2:04 PM  slacking at 2:04 PM.
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How to deal with warning letters from school?

Now Zhong Eh is going to teach you all how to deal with irritating warning letters from school.

Basically, Zhong Eh had received 3 warning letters this semester, I'll now teach you how to deal with them. There are quite a 8 methods to deal with them.
The 8th Method is the best!

ps. Those method are quite boring. Maybe you can email me if you got any good method. Email to zhongeh@gmail.com

Method 1
Take out a lighter and burn it.

Method 2
Soak it in water.

Method 3
Tear it into pieces.

Method 4
Stuff it into Tiger bottle, Carlsbreg Bottle, Soya milk Bottle etc.

Method 5
Crushed the letter.

Method 6
Whack the letter.

Method 7
Ask Zhong Eh for help.

Method 8[Best Method]
Use it as condom.


This is a fucking lame post.


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Saturday, January 30, 2010
Choose a girlfriend. 8 Golden Rule

Ok, ginnas, now Zhong Eh is going to teach you how to choose a girlfriend. You are in my gang, MCINS. Girlfriend cannot anyhow choose one. Must choose the correct girl, if not i'm going to kick you out of MCINS.

8 Golden Rule to choose a gf


1st
Choose a girl who is very chio, very cute, very hot, etc.

2nd
The girl must be very TiongXim to MCINS and Zhong Eh, and of cos Tao Eh.

3rd
The girl should know how to scold people in simple vulgarities such as lan-jiao, chee-bye, kan-ni-na, fuck you, nin-na-bey, etc. Advantage vulgarities such as kan-ni-na-bey-chao-chee-bye don't have to know, cos we no need such a vulgar girl.

4th
The girl should be a virgin. How to check whether she is a virgin? When she walk, her leg open big big de, means not virgin already. or you can compare her with Ai Pia or Mai Pia.

5th
The girl should know how to collect Tiger bottles. Everyday help Zhong Eh collect.

6th
The girl should be a girl that can bring us good luck. Good luck in everything such as fighter, slacking, 4D-ing, toto-ing, etc.

7th
The girl should know how to help us pcc. As you all should know by now, we are a Traditional High Tech Chinese Gang, being taditional, we must know how to pcc. If we don't know how to Play Chinese Chess, then we aren't traditional anymore.

8th
Lastly the girl should know how long is your KKJ. ok, i don't want any ginna to have to same mistake as me, girl always laugh at me because I have small KKJ. So i want you to ask the girl to help you measure your KKJ and record down in black and white with both you and your girlfriend fingerprint down. So that your girlfriend cannot dumped you as she had her fingerprint in black and white.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 3:50 PM  slacking at 3:50 PM.
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Ok, zhong eh is going to tell you why i seldom talk about Mai Pia in my blog post now.

Wednesday, I went to her house, she was horny and wanna have sex with me.I rejected it as you all should know by now, my KKJ is 2.3inch. 0.2 inch shorter than Tao Eh's. So i'm scared that when she sees my KKJ, she dont want me anymore, so i had to reject it even though i want to have sex.

But....


Suddenly, she jumped onto me like a lion. wtf?!


then...




She strip me naked. omg?! and she saw my small tiny KKJ and she was laugh at it. zzz. so i bo pian. naked liao wat.. so i sex with her and she said to me that she felt nothing. =.= Suddenly, she took out a penknife and wanted to cut my KKJ because she said it is just a useless KKJ, so short and not firm. zzz. I quickly ran out of the house and I forgot that i was not wearing anything on. The neighbourhood were all staring at me and my KKJ. so embarrassing sia.

From that day onwards, I did not contact Mai Pia anymore. Don't know why her name is Mai Pia(dont want fuck) but she still want fuck. zzz.


I hereby announce to all my blog reader, my tiongxim kia and MCINS kia that I broke with Mai Pia


hate Mai Pia


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 9:35 AM  slacking at 9:35 AM.
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Pricing of Beer Bottle

As you all should know by now, Chinese New Year is coming, Zhong Eh is sure some beer are having promotion, so I need some ginna to help me go find the cheapest beer bottle. So that I can save some money for Chinese New Year and give you all some angpows and bonuses.

I don't want to spend too much money on beer bottle as you all ginna every time bo daiji anyhow break bottle to scare people. zzz. Bottle are used for emergency, not to anyhow break and waste money. Our annual budget is very tied. We don't have much money as the gang is increasing rapidly and i gave out lots of free gifts to promote the gang.

So pls use the bottle properly, only when the is fight then can use la. use your brain. no fight break bottle and haolian for wat? nnb. zhong eh money limited one ok?

and everyone in the gang should carry a bottle with you wherever you go, cos life is important. later got people come whack you, you no bottle sure die de. zzz

For this month, we will import 10 beer bottle and 13 water bottle and 12 soya milk bottle. I import 10 beer bottle as you all know beer is more ex than soya milk and water. If you all still need more bottles, pls write an email to me and CC to Tao Eh, BCC to that beer or water or soya milk company thanks.


and lastly, I'm going to fire 3 of my ginna. They everyday go arcade to play and waste money. zzz. Not only that, they go arcade bo jio me go. knn. I so hardworking go collect beer bottle, they go arcade slack.
This is the last warning to this gang ok, anyone who found guilty next time will not be sack. He/She will have to collect bottles for his/her whole life.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 7:39 PM  slacking at 7:39 PM.
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Slacking with Chio Bus

Today, as usual, slack with my TaoEh. Every time slack hor. Very sianz. Look look see see, no chio bu around leh. Suddenly, 2 chio bu appear in front of us. Wa. Super small size, cute cute pattern. Some more, both of them wearing hot pants! *Oh La La* Wanted to befriend them, but I must be tiongxim to Mai Pia.
I look away, but then, they approach us and smile sweetly to us. Wa. My TaoEh see liao buay tahan liao. Immediately smile back to them! One wearing white spaghetti with blue hot pants, approach TaoEh to help them buy ciggs. The other gal, keep bio me lor… keep bio. I know I handsome, keep bio I will fly de leh!

TaoEh agree to help them buy. Went to the nearest mama shop, shun bian buy drinks treat them. He bought tiger beer treat them. TaoEh tell me, they drink finish liao can keep the bottle. In case of any emergency can use. Who knows, the 2 chio bu smoke and drink, pattern or come out liao. Keep kpkb. Ccb keep scold scold like nobody business. Super kao bei till buay tahan sia! TaoEh see liao, also don’t know what to say better. Let them kao bei lor… Slowly slowly, they suddenly like back to normal liao. Then hor, one of them tell us she single, wanna find stead. See got any recommendation or not. We xchange contact lor. See if got any recommendation will give call and send mms see she can accept or not. Start to talk a lot of cock. Talk cock till song song.

We slack slack, talk cock till I forget to meet my Mia Pia. Look at the watch so late liao. Mia Pia later angry, faster rush to meet her. Left taoeh with 2 chio bu to enjoy.

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Contributed by Ah Lyn (:
Credits goes to her (:
Thanks for your contribution, but no free gifts wor.
I can give u angpow during CNY if you want. Inside I put choco coins. =p


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 10:36 AM  slacking at 10:36 AM.
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Meeting with others Zhong Ehs

Just had meeting with other Zhong Ehs all around Singapore at 1 underground gambling slacking shop in Geylang. Here is the report of the meeting.

Our purpose of the meeting is How to make mata slack, so that we tio daiji outside, they don't know. Our solution is to make a strong sleeping powder and blow inside mata station. So that mata will feel sleepy after inhaling the powder and slack slack, then fall asleep.

So one of the retarded Zhong Eh say, use pepper. zzz. That Zhong Eh abit brainless. Pepper powder can make people sleep? zzz.

Got 1 zhong eh more power, he say use small chilli powder. wtf?! chilli powder can make people sleep meh?

haizzz... those zhong eh CMI one..

me, your zhong eh say go pharmacy buy sleeping pills then ground them into tiny tiny powder.. see i so clever. other Zhong Eh no brain.

But because we have budget. We cannot buy to many sleeping pills, so I decided to add baby powder inside. Purpose is the make the mata ah-choo then sleep. LOLs..

See. Among all those Zhong Eh, me is the most zai one. So you call must join me MataComeINotScared.

Now till Chinese New Year got special promotion, email to zhongeh@gmail.com. 1st 15 member who signed up will all get special package FREE sponsored by Muay Thai Fighter association, Taiji group, Kick Boxing Centre and WWE.

Muay Thai Fighter assocaition will teach you all how to use Muay Thai skills to defence yourself and whack people.

Taiji Group will teach you how to relax after fighting, this is the most important. Because it helps you to slack. For this, pls report to East Coast Park in the morning.

Kick Boxing Centre will teach you all how to kick and box. Usually we don't use that on human. We use it on Carlsbreg bottle. This is to haolian let people see how we break bottles.

WWE will teach you all how to use chair, table to smash people. They also have a very useful tactic, but it is very dangerous, not recommended by me. Only if emergency then can use. It is call balls grabbing. You have to grab the opponents balls and don't let go until he faint and lose his father's day. Don't try that at home.

It will be a 5 days course for all those 4 section. so it will take about a month. After all the courses, you can officially be promoted into Zhong Eh bodyguard! And you all must protect me from head to toe. including balls, cos i don't want to lose my balls and become ah gua.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 8:05 PM  slacking at 8:05 PM.
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After slacking yesterday!

I only choose 5 people to slack with me yesterday. Too many people very noisy + police will thought we want go guailan people. So i only call 5 people to slack with me.

Reflection.

Ah Seng
Ah Seng yesterday performance was damn good. I ask you to help me light up cigarette u help me. I ask you help me drink 10 bottle of carlsbreg bottle beer, you help me. hmmm.. good. Zhong Eh give you B3. If i ask you crawl like a tortoise, u crawl like a tortoise then damn nice la. if like that, 101% A1. Keep the good job man.

Xiao Mei
er.. Xiao Mei, your today performance is not as good as last time, i call you slack slack happy happy, you slack but not happy. zzz. u like no mood like that. i think you pms la.. nvm. Zhong Eh forgive you. (:

Bo Ji Kia
Walao, Bo Ji Kia. You was the worst! I call you go help me call some chio bu come. You go call old auntie come. Like that how to slack. zzz. you bo ji call chio bu is it? kns.

Ah Tiong
You are the 2nd worst one! Since you are from China, so i call you to call some China people to chitchat slack slack. But you go Little India call all those bangla come for wat? zzz. i want china, u call bangla. you cmi la. next time don't call you come out slack le.

Gan Pua CB Kia
Gan Pua CB Kia, i know your name very long. You don't have to shout your name all the time. zzz. shout until police come copy our IC, you nothing to do arr? Next time pls, dont shout your name loud loud. If not i change your name into "Wa si CB Kia". Last Chance for you hor.


But overall performance good. Better than last time. Keep it up and improve.


more posts coming up...


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 9:45 AM  slacking at 9:45 AM.
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Woohoo... 1st time!!! Go slack with Mai Pia without any daiji.

But got a very weird dream.. zzz
chatting with Mai Pia at her house then i dozed off. too tired liao. then wtf?! I dream of Er Lang Shen. Lols. Er Lang Shen talking to me woohoo... lols. =.= he tell me that Mai Pia is actually Zhu Ba Jie's sister. Lols.. Zhu Ba Jie got sister meh? zzzz. i didn't know that. haha. But nvm I still love Mai Pia.


ps. tired la. so come out with lame post. sorry. 2moro posts will be better. Stay tuned.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 6:39 PM  slacking at 6:39 PM.
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Sun Wu Kong saved our life.

Yesterday, I went to collect Tiger Beer Bottle with my brother Tao Eh, then the Tiger Boss don't give us the bottle.

Nearly had a big daiji with that Tiger Boss. knn. He say we break too much Tiger Bottle liao. But ish not me break one lor. Is my brother break one. Then i tell him, you don't give my brother but give me can anot? Then he call me fuck off. wtf?! we so good to him, always help him settle daiji, now he don't give us Tiger bottle and call us to fuck off. knn.

Since my brother, Tao Eh knows magic, he was Kriss Angal's ex-student. so he use his magic power and from his pocket dig out Carlsberg bottle and settle with Tiger Boss.

Then wtf sia. Tiger Boss knows magic too, he was Tavid Lopperfield's ex-student. =.= He from his nose hole dig out Sun Wu Kong pole and whack Tao Eh's head. zzz.. very bloody. Then later Sun Wu Kong from heaven saw that. Then he come down to rescue us and heal my brother and turn Tiger Boss into a tortoise.
Thank you Sun Wu Kong.


Lols...

later going meeting Mai Pia. bye


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 10:09 AM  slacking at 10:09 AM.
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Monday, January 25, 2010
Mai Pia Fierce, i like. ♥

Just now went to lanshop then Mai Pia called me to pei her drink tea. So I went to that coffeeshop pei her drink tea.


Then we went to coffeeshop and we disturb that coffeeboy. Lols.


Mai Pia: dar, call that coffeeboy come, we disturb him

Zhong Eh: oi, coffeeboy

Coffeeboy: lai lo

Mai Pia: You got sell what colour de tea?

Zhong Eh: Got Green Tea anot ar?

Coffeeboy: er.. got got..

Mai Pia: still got what colour de tea?

Coffeeboy: we got herbal tea, chrysanthemum tea, louhan guo tea, ginger tea blah blah blah...

Mai Pia: eh coffeeboy, i ask u got what colour de tea. you tell me all this fuck tea for what? knn

coffeeboy: oh, paiseh. we got green tea, black tea, white tea, lemon tea, milk tea...

Mai Pia: oi, cbkia u trying to be funny is it? lemon tea is fruit tea not colour tea, milk tea is...

Zhong Eh: is your mother milk de tea.

coffeeboy: cb fuck you all, say my mother. knn.

Zhong Eh: eh cb, u scold my dar and limpei fuck u ar? knn

Mai Pia: knn dog coffeeboy, can't you see my name is Mai Pia(Don't fuck), why still fuck me? knn

coffeeboy: eh, both of you fuck off if not i call police

Zhong Eh: cb limpei want come here slack slack u call me fuck off? ccb.

coffeeboy: you 2 fucking dog are here to disturb me. knn

Mai Pia: disturb you? we want drink tea u say us disturb u.

Zhong Eh: okok, give me 1 green tea.

coffeeboy: *walk off to take green tea.*

Zhong Eh: Mai Pia, this cbkia hard to handle, 2moro find other to disturb. later u take the green tea and pour on that cbkia face. then we zhao

Mai Pia: okay dar.

coffeeboy: here's your tea.

Mai Pia: *splash* zhao zhao zhao.....




LOLs.
More stores coming up... i know my stories is not as funny as Tao Eh. ps


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 7:15 PM  slacking at 7:15 PM.
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Mai Pia

Just go meet my beloved Mai Pia. She is so cute. (:
...

We met at Ang Mo Kio. When we were kissing. knnbccb. Got Ang Moh come disturb us. fuck sia. Kissing until halfway kena disturb by Ang moh. knn. I sibei buay song. want to slack with gf then kena disturb. cb.
You know what that Ang Moh did anot?
He damn fuck sia, use bird feather go tickle my Mai Pia's armpit. zzz. knn.
then I was so shocked that Mai Pia punch that Ang Moh's KKJ. lols. The Ang Moh pain like siao sia. Lying on the floor asking for help. LOLS. Then me and Mai Pia faster zhao before getting into more trouble.

me tired liao. go sleep for awhile. later meeting Mai Pia again.


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My beloved Brother, TAO EH!

Now, I'm sure that you all, TiongXim Fans know that my brother, Tao Eh will not be touching on his blog again. He has his own life to go on and he cannot always blog and provide all those funny joke to entertain you all. I'm sure that you all have a good time laughing until stomach pain when reading my brother blog. Thank you for sarporking my brother. ♥ Tao Eh

I'm secretly blogging without my brother, Tao Eh noticing it. =P shhh... Don't tell Tao Eh, if not later i kena whack by tigerbeer bottle then I can't blog anymore. zzz


Ok, Ai Pia is not mine anymore. I let my brother to have her, i won't snatch Ai Pia back. (:

And I found a new girlfriend, her name is Mai Pia. I first met her yesterday when I was slacking in Geylang. She looks innocent, pretty and cute. I approach her and asked her for her phone number and she gave me. woohoo.. (:

Later going meet Mai Pia. Stay Tuned...


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Saturday, January 23, 2010
No more Zhong Eh

Hi everyone. Zhong Eh had officially been stepped down on 24 Jan 2010, Sunday, 2.30pm. This is the order given by Tao Eh. I had to listen to him. Because he is Tao Eh, he is bigger than me.

Since u all know that I'm Ai Pia's ex, I will tell you why Ai Pia love me and why she don't love me now.

Ok... For the love part, she love me cos I always swing my arms alot of degree, more than Tao Eh. So Ai Pia thinks that it cool to stead with me.

For why she don't love me, it happens in a Christmas Party Night where I was drunk and horny, so I fucked her. Then guess what, she saw my small KKJ. My KKJ more small than Tao Eh, Tao Eh's KKJ 2.5inch..zzz... mine is only 2.3inch...
It's only 0.2inch differences only. Then she like that don't want me le... haizz... sad... ):

NVM.. Tao Eh, you win la...


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Yesterday Night, Tao Eh and me!

Since no one give me the name of who is coming for the gathering today, Tao Eh and me had decided to cancel the gathering. zzz

...
Tao Eh and me tio daiji with a CB GuaiLan Kia yesterday night. That CB GuaiLan Kia, I think he is a regular reader of Tao Eh's blog, said Tao Eh's KKJ only 2.5 inch to everyone beside him. CB, Tao Eh and me sibei buay song. KNN, make fun of Tao Eh KKJ. _|_ that CB GuaiLan Kia. KNNBCCB!

Guess what?!
We won. Because of the TIGER BOTTLE. Tao Eh Tiger Bottle Fighting Skill was fucking awesome. Even Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, etc will lose to Tao Eh.

In the end, the CB GuaiLan Kia damn fucking cb humji, injured till whole arm only then run like a dog. zzz


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Name pls!

Can you all just fucking post on Facebook your name? I need to record it down and order food and gifts. If not later not enough gifts don't fucking come find Tao Eh or Zhong Eh.

Please give your name now. Post in that Facebook Group asap.


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Plan for tomorrow big gathering.

Ok. The plan for tomorrow gathering will be a massive one.

All the Tao Eh's ginna and my ginna will meet together. We are not going to have fight or whatever. We are going to teach each other our skills, example Tao Eh will teach my ginna How to use Tiger Beer Bottle as weapon. I will teach Tao Eh's ginna how to slack slack.

So I will need all the name of the people. So that I can buy free gifts for you all and of course free food.
Pls post your name at 14 SIAO aka.TIONGXIM/GUAILANKIAS FAN CLUB.

Thanks.
Cheers~


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Friday, January 22, 2010
Back from slacking.

The North South East West Department is back from slacking already.

Firstly, the North tio daiji, because the look at other people girlfriend who is damn chio. So the North department had a fight with the chio bu boyfriend's gang. Lunkily only Ah Kau was injured, the rest were okay. heng ar... Ah Kau was sent to Tao Eh's private illegal hospital for recovery now.

Secondly, on the South Side, guess what. They at Sentosa look at Ang Moh chio bu. The chio bu boyfriend fucking not happy and drag my people to the toilet and force to do blowjob. Luckily, Xiao Mei got penknife. hehe. Xiao Mei took her penknife and cut off the Ang Moh lanjiao. Then they quickly zhao before getting into more trouble

Thirdly, on the east, my people went to Downtown East Wild Wild Wet there. I can't believe that my people actually went in the girls toilet and slack. The security dragged them out and police came to take statement.

Fourthly, the west side, I don't know why the fuck my people went to other gang coffeeshop to slack. Hum Ji Kia speak very loud till the tao eh of the gang coffeeshop come out and pour hot coffee on Hum Ji Kia's balls. I think Hum Ji Kia's balls can be eaten right now as it is cooked.

Lastly, is me. haha. I slack on my own. I went to Geylang and slack with some chicken. Guess what?! The chicken offered me free handjob. ♥


More updates will be coming up...


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 7:11 PM  slacking at 7:11 PM.
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How to slack slack?

Ok. Now Zhong Eh is going to teach you how to slack.

1st - Find a place to sit down. The place must have a lot of chio bu.
2nd - Go buy Naughty-G or Red Bull
3rd - Put your hand in your pocket and take out cigarette.
4th - Put your hand in your pocket and take out Lighter.
5th - Light the cigarette with the lighter.
6th - Suck the smoke from the cigarette butt.
7th - Smoke and see chio bu.
8th - Open the can of Red Bull or Naughty-G.
9th - Drink some, smoke some and see chio bu.

ENJOY!!
ps. you can also blast nice cool song.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 11:08 AM  slacking at 11:08 AM.
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Thanks for your fast email.

Ok thanks for the fast email. Now this gang is called as MataComeINotScared, in short MCINS.

We have North South East West department. Where you all can slack slack.

North, we have:
Ah tiong
Ah Kau
Xiao Zhu
Ah Seng
Xiao Long

Location: Woodlands


South, we have:
Xiao Mei
Xiao Lack
Ah Beng
Ah Lian
Xiao Kia

Location: Sentosa


East, we have:
Lan Lan Kia
Xia Lan Kia
Guai Lan Kia
Bo Ji Kia
Wu Ji Kia

Location: Pasir Ris


West, we have:
Hum Ji Kia
Gan Pua CB Kia
Ah Choo
Ah Giong
Mai Siao Siao

Location: Jurong



They will be at the location slacking! Spot them now!


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 10:34 AM  slacking at 10:34 AM.
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Welcome to Zhong Eh's Blog!

Welcome to www.borntobeyourzhongeh.blogspot.com

By entering this website you are officially invited to be my ginna.
This job very easy, no need to study no need to stress,
even mata also no need scare, because we only slack. No fight etc.

This is what it takes to be my ginna. Can you handle it?

To register as my ginna simply fill in your particulars of this form and email to me at zhongeh@gmail.com

Name:

Paikia Name: (Eg ahsiao, xiaobeng, brother hong, lee xiao long, ah lian etc) But you cannot put the word '哥' behind your name because people call me 头哥

Gang Name if you want to nominate:

What weapon you use when you tio daiji: Newspaper, Magazine, Soccer Ball, Paper Plane, Dustbin, Bare hands, Middle Finger. (I dont encourage daiji, cos we are slacking gang)

What vulgarities you always scold: (Because it is important to keep using the basic like knn and ccb as being my ginna need to scare people and these are the magic words to scare people off so they will be humji and we can tio them)

What is your Level of Education: *note, higher than O level = disqualify*
As my ginnas must be studying secondary or primary school so they can guai lan their teacher in class.

How many ex-gf/bf you have:
This is also important because if you don't have more than 5 exbf/gf, you are not fit to be a ginna because all my ginna must have at least 5 stead before, if no stead before go and find 5 first.




Just fill up all your info and you can apply to be my ginna.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 9:40 AM  slacking at 9:40 AM.
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Disclaimer!

This is for those pajiao people who pajiao cannot see the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: This is NOT 14 Siao Blog! This blog http://borntobeyourzhongeh.blogspot.com/ or http://borntobetourzhongeh.co.nr/ is for entertainment purposes only. Those names in this blog used are all fake. No real name was used. Most stories posted by the blogger are all fake stories, there are little real stories post in http://borntobeyourzhongeh.blogspot.com/ or http://borntobetourzhongeh.co.nr/.
---REAL STORIES WILL HAVE THE TAG [Serious Post]---
If you are unhappy with some post which offended you in some other reasons, please email zhongeh@gmail.com with reasons provided for this blogger to remove the post.

---All topic posted here are for matured reader only. Vulgarities has been used. If you find this blog offensive. Pls Alt+F4---

Pls Note that, I will not reply all those piakia tag in the tagboard!
This blogger have the rights to stop blogging, delete this blog without any notices.


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posted by Zhong Eh @ 12:00 AM  slacking at 12:00 AM.
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Me. Brother. GF. Hobbies

Zhong Eh
-- Ex ~ Mai Pia, Ai Pia, Jolie
-- Bro ~ Tao Eh
-- Mood ~ slack slack
-- Loving ~ chio bu
-- Hating ~ ppl who stare us
-- Reading ~ Gangster Blog
-- Listening To ~ Gang Poem
-- Watching ~ Chio bu
-- Email/MSN/Facebook/Twitter ~ zhongeh@gmail.com

About This Blogger

I'm your zhong eh. (:
*Disclaimer: This is NOT 14 Siao Blog!
This is for entertainment purpose only.
This blogger is not an paikia.
MOST of the story here are fake.
Read More *
To all those paikia who read my blog:
Don't come here kpkb.
Read the disclaimer and Just enjoy it!
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