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Saturday, February 27, 2010
Zhong Eh miss Jolie  posted by Zhong Eh @ 6:00 PM slacking at 6:00 PM.
Reasons. Ok. Today Zhong Eh is going to tell you all why all this blog by that blogger is inactive. 13 Siao's blog  iPat's BlogLao Eh's blog I am the Mat & You are the Minah's blog For 13 Siao's blog, there are 3 possible hypothesis. First one is that maybe they make fun of 14 Siao, and then Jovan use his "MINI ERECTION SKILL" to make 13 Siao laugh, and then defense reduces, after that Jovan use Muay Thai and whack them until they die. Second hypothesis, maybe the cutest of Elephant make them forget to blog. Elephant aka Edlyn saved our life. Third, maybe they got caught bu police because of small kkj. I'm wondering why their kkj is 1.9 inch long. Maybe because they take drugs and their kkj shrink and then police catch them. For iPat's Blog, there is only 1 possible reason. iPat got caught by police because of robbing OCBC. ROB OCBC BANK For Lao Eh's blog, also 1 possible reasons. Too lao(old) until passed away already. For I am the Mat & You are the Minah's blog,there are 2 possible hypothesis. Firstly, is that their blog post are like "malay malay style", so all the chinese go whack them until they die. Secondly, you see, their latest post is the day after CNY, see what they post. Zhong Eh read here read there also don't know what the fuck they talking, maybe they also don't know what they talking, so they no blog anymore. posted by Zhong Eh @ 5:47 PM slacking at 5:47 PM.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Zhong Eh STOMP-ed people! STOMPer Zhong Eh was shocked by the behaviour of these group of teens who posted a video of themselves creating a mini ‘bomb’ from a packet of McDonald’s fries online. In an email sent to STOMP today (Feb 25), the STOMPer wrote: “What these kids are doing are pretty dangerous.” The video depicts the youths stacking up combustible materials on the cardboard carton of the McDonald’s fries packet and lighting it up. The carton ignites and a few seconds later, it bursts into flames, to the exclamations of the youths there. posted by Zhong Eh @ 2:20 AM slacking at 2:20 AM.
This blog like no more supporters ... :/ . Since Zhongeh want eat my spider , I also make a trip down geylang underground gambling den at lor 999 too meet God of Kkj . He agree tonight make all my spiders into Monster Tarantula . But then I since the agreement of ' Kukujiao Warrior Plan ' . I list all downstairs bah . .KKJ WARRIOR PLAN AGREEMENT. -Your kkj will shrink 2inch . -Cannot have sex for 1 month . -Must be pure. From : God Of Kkj . I hereby agree too the terms stated above . RYF . ): , Wei le ni men , Wo xi shen . And hor , Last few days I caught one very caring butterfly ): . But then , I somehow didn't tighten the bottle tightly and accidently let her away . ): I now iz very very sad when she send me the sms ): . -Ryan (: posted by Anonymous @ 11:21 PM slacking at 11:21 PM.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Grasshopper turn into a bird. Do you still remember the Spider and the Grasshopper post? Now Zhong Eh is going to officially announce that Grasshopper will turn into a Bird with Sun Wu Kong help. Why Sun Wu Kong turn Grasshopper into a bird? Basically, Spider eats insects, right? Therefore Spider will eat Grasshopper, am I right? So Grasshopper will be afraid of Spider, correct? So yah, I went to heaven and ask Sun Wu Kong to help turn all Grasshoppers into Birds, so that Grasshopper won't be scared of Spider. So from effect from now 24 Feb 2010, 3:00pm, all Grasshoppers had been turned into a Bird. Woohoo, no more scared of Spiders anymore, Spider is not fierce, Birds can destroy Spider's web. BUT BIRDS, YOU STILL HAVE TO BEWARE OF THOSE POISONOUS SPIDERS!!!!!! posted by Zhong Eh @ 3:00 PM slacking at 3:00 PM.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Pajiao auntie take wrong bus. nnb. Today go meet spider with Sam. Then later the bus at the Lentor Flyover going to SLE, then got one siao zhabor. knn. press the bell and talk to Sam, take wrong bus, see wrong, want to take 169 take until 969. LOL; damn fucking pajiao lor. 169 and 969 damn big difference leh. 969-169= 800. knn 800 difference sia. damn pajiao. math fail lah. She at the whole SLE and TPE keep kpkb say aiyo and make funny noises. CB. Sam nearly take his slippers throw at her fucking pussy-face and mouth lor. Whole expressway keep making noises non-stop. damn irritating. She take wrong bus her daiji la. keep kpkb make until the whole bus fucking noisy. Luckily Sam didn't call his PHT friend, if got i think her cb face sure disfigured. At the punggol there she spam bell, she fucking lucky that the bell no sound, if got sound, nnbccb, i call all MCINS ginnas whack her. Then got one malay guy sitting alone emo-ing, she also go disiao him, talk to him, say take wrong bus, knn, pajiao auntie. (Y) the malay guy dao her. Then later near Tampenis, she go infront talk cock to the bus driver, Sam and I sibei dulan her lor. nnb cockeye still damn kpkb. Luckily she old, if not we already whack her. --- kk. enuff of the Pajiao Auntie liao. --- After that, lol, got 1 boy in the bus sleeping like a pig, reached interchange liao still sleep like a pig. zzz. Sam go call the bus driver wake him up. Later we take train to Simei. posted by Zhong Eh @ 8:46 PM slacking at 8:46 PM.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Help lah. can anot? Zhong Eh is seriously running out of ideas for my blog post. Your Zhong Eh is also human leh. Cannot 24/7 think of funny things to entertain you right? Zhong Eh think until kkj shrink until now become 2 inch already. Zhong Eh is desperately looking for people to contribute stories for me to post. Any stories can be mail to ZhongEh@gmail.com or you can add Zhong Eh at MSN. Thanks. posted by Zhong Eh @ 8:37 PM slacking at 8:37 PM.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Duty Roster Due to the increasing crime rate in Singapore. I decided that MCINS ginnas must help the police patrol around Singapore and prevent crime. I had think for a very long time whether should we work together with the police and prevent crime rate. And fnally, I decided that we should help the police by patrolling. Because we are Singapore, we should prevent crime from happening. Below is the table showing who should patrol at which area.  Some tips North Woodlands - Must patrol near Republic Polytechnic outside the 800+ the coffeeshop. Because there always got RP paikia go there smoke smoke, and tio daiji. Sembawang - Patrol near Sembawang Shopping Centre. Yishun - Patrol near Yishun Central near Funland there. Always got paikia outside Funland. Senoko - This one I think you can slack lah, cos all factory. Marsiling - er... I don't know about Marsiling, Xiao Long take care. ;D Central Vivo City - Patrol near the quiet place, where couple like to kiss kiss. And also lookout for paikia finding daiji. But there can slack de, cos that time Zhong Eh go, zzz got so many CID patrolling. I think CID can handle all. So maybe you can go Timezone slack. :) Sentosa - Lookout for those suspicious Singaporean trying to rob ang moh. We don't want ang moh to say Singapore is not a safe place. Bishan - Bishan near AMK arh. Must lookout for AST finding daiji. Marina Bay - Lookout for those beggar trying to rob businessman. Chinatown - Lookout for those people trying to rob old people. East Pasir Ris - Patrol around E!hub the Zone X there. paikia like to play arcade there. Kallang - I don't know. Xia Lan Kia, take care, bring tiger bottle with you. Changi Airport - I think the security there is powerful already, you can go there slack bah. Chai Chee - Eh, don't anyhow tio daiji with 21 Chai Chee hor, just do your duty and patrol, you tio daiji with 21 Chai Chee, i don't know hor, I just kick you out of MCINS. Geylang - Betterpatrol at the correct lorong. Don't go patrol the prostitute area, uslesss you wanna go shiok shiok. West Jurong - Patrol around IMM. Yew Tee - Patrol Stagmont Park. Must protect Maddie from being rob. Boon Lay - Patrol outside Jurong Point. Clementi - Be careful of those Ngee Ann Poly paikia. Patrol around Ngee Ann Poly. Bukit Panjang - er... i don't know. sorry. take care. Remember to bring Tiger Bottle along to patrol. And your warrant card is processing. Sample of the Warrant Card can be seen below.  posted by Zhong Eh @ 10:08 PM slacking at 10:08 PM.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Catch Frog? Today wanted to jio all MCINS ginnas to go catch frog but after introducing this video to them, they all humji don't dare catch frog. zzz. So now, I'm fucking going to teach you how to catch frog easily. Firstly, you need Tiger Bottle. Why Tiger bottle instead of soya milk bottle and other bottle? Because this year is The year of Tiger. So I assume that use Tiger bottle in Tiger Year is good lah. And because Tiger bottle have alcoholic smell that may make the frog drunk and easy to catch. Btw, the tiger bottle is not for you to catch frog in. It's a replacement of the gloves. it's t push frog in, okay. So don't tag on my tagboard and say how to catch a fucking big frog in the hole of tiger bottle. Thank you. Any fucking frog question, pls email to zhongeh@gmail.com. posted by Zhong Eh @ 1:53 PM slacking at 1:53 PM.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
CNY updates. How's your CNY? Did you eat those CNY stuff? Did you drink Tiger Beer? How much red packet money you got? Sponsor some to Zhong Eh to buy some bottle. (: Zhong Eh sibei dulan now lor. knn. people call Lion Dance to go there house dance. Then there's a group of monkey paikia downstair follow the beat of the drum and shout "oi" "oi" sibei cb lor they all.... Fucking noisy oi here oi there. nnb. stupid paikia. Then hor when the drum stop. They shout nin-na-bey-chee-bye ar. -'- People Lion Dance tio them ar? fucking idiots. bo dai bo ji shout nnbcb. I cannot take it, I sibei dulan already I go downstair and use wanted to whack them with tiger bottle. Then you know, wtf sia. the Lion Dance Troupe and the paikia same gang de. zzz... Then they use Lion the head fight with me, the use the lion open mouth big big and wanted to eat me up. zzz. my tiger bottle also lose to them. retarded lor. cb. Then of course i lose la. lion mouth so big. zzz So next time, you want to call Lion Dance, dont call them, they cb anyhow dance and anyhow say vulgarities. so vulgar. cb. So if you want to call Lion Dance, call this http://www.yunyang-sg.com/. Dont call the monkey dance. posted by Zhong Eh @ 1:26 PM slacking at 1:26 PM.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Happy CNY 2010 ZHong Eh wish you all Happy Chinese New Year 2010! How will you spend your Spring Festival? Have you bought tiger bottle and collect tiger bottle? Will you visting some Chinese friends? Here let's share some propitious greetings you might use. 祝您吉祥如意,心想事成! zhu4 nin2 ji2 xiang2 ru2 yi4, xin1 xiang3 shi4 cheng2! Hope everything goes well with you and may all your wishes come true in the new year. 祝您吉星高照，大吉大利，新年快乐！ zhu4 nin2 ji2 xing1 gao1 zhao4, da4 ji2 da4 li4, xin1 nian2 kuai4 le4! Good luck and hope you have a most happy and prosperous New Year! 恭贺新禧，祝您身体健康、事业发达！ Gong1 he4 xin1 xi3, zhu4 nin2 shen1 ti3 jian4 kang1, shi4 ye4 fa1 da2! Allow me to congratulate you on the arrival of the New Year and to extend to you all my best wishes for your perfect health and lasting prosperity. 恭喜发财！ Gong1 xi3 fa1 cai2! May you come into a good fortune! 恭祝新年吉祥，幸福和欢乐与您同在! Gong1 zhu4 xin1 nian2 ji2 xiang2, xing4 fu2 he2 huan1 le4 yu3 nin2 gong2 zai4! To wish you joy at this holy season. Wishing every happiness will always be with you.  posted by Zhong Eh @ 1:30 AM slacking at 1:30 AM.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Reflection after Reunion Dinner with ginnas.... Today the North South East West Department of MCINS gathered together to have a early reunion dinner. We ate steamship instead of steamboat. Because our gang is too big. Boat so small. Ship bigger. All the ginnas reported except Ah Giong. North Ah Tiong - wtf sia u.... Reunion dinner leh.. not beo chio bu time. eat can eat properly anot, don't keep beo-ing chio bu lah.... ---------- Ah Kau - uhmm.... good... i ask you order 44 tiger bottle you order 88... good. keep it up. huat ar! ---------- Xiao Zhu - walao.... you stupid zhu... eat so much until me have to order another round... zzz...u really zhu sia... pig (: ---------- Ah Seng - you ah... haizzz... ask you go help me cook that prawn you go cook crab claw for what? you don't know what is crab and prawn ar?? ---------- Xiao Long - your tatoo 'long' too small lah.. no need act take out shirt and eat. dragon so small still want act big.. no wonder your name is called Xiao Long (Small Dragon) South Xiao Mei - I know you today PMS, not in good mood. but no need to splash the steamship soup on other people what... nnb... make until me have to kneel down apologise to that 999 gang. ---------- Xiao Lack - fuck sia you.. see lah.. Lack of 'yu sheng' ... call you go buy 'yu sheng' then you go buy guppies for what? ---------- Ah Beng - Eh, i know you Ah Beng, no need always blast gang poem loud loud while have reunion dinner. Play chinese new year song la.. i want happy, u make me dulan.. -'- ---------- Ah Lian - You also another one. rap and sing gang poem for what? You come here is to eat or sing? ---------- Xiao Kia - you are the best in the South Department. you provided pineapple tarts for us to eat after Reunion Dinner.. Good! East Lan Lan Kia - you are the best in East department. Good. You come Reunion Dinner dress in 财神爷 shirt.. Good... Huat ar! ---------- Xia Lan Kia - -'- you sibei xialan, nothing to do is it? Lan Lan Kia wear 财神爷 shirt only what.. no need kneel down and beg him for 4D number lah... stupid... ---------- Guai Lan Kia - nnb.... you sibei guailan lor. ask you not to call 14 siao people join us you go call.. luckily i chase them away... ---------- Bo Ji Kia - walao... ask you go call Tao Eh come, you boji don't dare call, see lah he no come.. ---------- Wu Ji Kia - I know u wuji. no need show off lah... don't always finish all the fishballs and say "i got alot ji" West Hum Ji Kia - Good. today you show me that you aren't humji by finishing all the leftover small chilli. keep it up. ---------- Gan Pua CB Kia - cb sia... u sibei cb.. eat eat halfway you suddenly laugh and say my kkj small.. zzz. make me no face.. ---------- Ah Choo - you. ask you start a topic to talk about while enjoying dinner, you start talk about my Jolie. nnb. Jolie is mine, only I can talk, you can't. stfu. ---------- Ah Giong - Absent. MC approved. ---------- Mai Siao Siao - u better mai siao siao hor. ask you not to tio other table de daiji, you go tio for what? luckily we got 88 tiger bottle. Finally, i want to conclude that today performance is not bad compared to last time. Happy Chinese New Year. Drink more Tiger Beer as it is Year of Tiger! MCINS Huat ah! Enjoy your chinese new year remember, i no give free gifts de wor. (: posted by Zhong Eh @ 7:47 PM slacking at 7:47 PM.
Friday, February 12, 2010
A girl who like small kkj ;x Today I go slack slack walk walk at AMK hub. Then I walk until sian liao. So i I go the Zone-X there play. Then I saw a chio bu. I approach her and ask her what's her name. She tell me to go nebo cafe to slack slack chat chat. So i agreed. xD (chio bu anything also must agree) Conversation with Angela in nebo cafe ZhongEh: Hi... I'm Zhong Eh, from MCINS. my blog is http://borntobeyourzhongeh.blogspot.com/ Angela: o_O what is MCINS? ZhongEh: MCINS is MataComeINotScared Angela: oh.. ok... ZhongEh: mind intro? Angela: alrights... I'm Angela. i'm a chiobu. =p ZhongEh: ok... so what do you like? Angela: i like small kkj because i think it's cute... hehee... ZhongEh: *diao.. wtf sia... she like small kkj* ZhongEh: uhmm.. ok... i have small kkj... ;x 2.2 inch Angela: wah... nice la... can stead with me anot? i like(: ZhongEh: zz.... cannot lah... stead with you? siao... i cannot stead with all the chio bu in this world ;x and i only love Jolie.... ♥ Angela: oic... you have spider.... sorry. ZhongEh: nevermind lah. Angela: seems like you love your spider veri much, ZhongEh: of course lah... my horny desperate girl leh.. Angela: Horny Desperate Girl? I also leh... u want me anot? ZhongEh: NO!!! I want only Jolie. BYE! I'll post on my blog that you like small kkj. Then i fucked off the nebo cafe and go meet my spider, Jolie... ♥ To contribute post, give ideas for me to post. Pls email to zhongeh@gmail.com. posted by Zhong Eh @ 10:23 PM slacking at 10:23 PM.
To Passerby: Pls take note that this is for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! THIS IS NOT 14 SIAO BLOG! passerby: i acutally think you are saying yourself.i hv my parents.i bet u do not hv and posting such a disgusting post in the blog is really yuck. so immature both of u.RETARDS. 12 February 2010, 09:26 No one force you to visit my blog and read those disgusting post. We have parents or not, it doesn't concern you unless you wanna be our parent. passer by: both of u no parents and so low.nothing to do create a blog to talk rubbish. 12 February 2010, 09:27 passer by: you are a epic childish ,failure and immature people. i will not be bothered with such immature post on your blog.geez.. someone gotta see a doctor..i think is Jolie. 12 February 2010, 09:28 ok. you say you will not be bothered with such immature post. So please get out of the blog. Don't ever come here. Thank you. And my Jolie nothing wrong, see doctor for what? I think you are the one who need to visit the doctor. passer by: even my friend post on her blog saying http//borntobeyourzhongeh.blogspot.com/ 12 February 2010, 09:30
passer by: 14 years old gangsta! HAHAHAHA! u see she even lol a u..i also. 12 February 2010, 09:31
Kerene,: hahas, you sure ima dog? You're the one barking like some immature fxck here, -.- who you calling dogs, when you're one yourself? doggy. (: 12 February 2010, 10:59 Mr Teo: Hey B4 u Fuckers wanna kpkb here.. get the fact tat its already stated once u wanna enter for entertainment onli Get a life dude Not happy can jus freaking click the x Button Not happy we come out talk ... 12 February 2010, 12:29
posted by Zhong Eh @ 2:45 PM slacking at 2:45 PM.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Jolie pro in shooting passerby (Y) passerby: so childish to put up such a blog ! grow up,dude! 11 February 2010, 10:26 passer-by - Jolie: pls go to geylang and stand there lah.you dirty girl and yr bf so immature. 11 February 2010, 10:34 passer-by - fuck: ya loh..they all nothing to do talk shit ! 11 February 2010, 10:35 passer-by: i will ask my cousin to hack yr blog acct and close dwn yr blog ! my cousin hv the way to do it. 11 February 2010, 10:38 Kerene,: Don't like this blog, than leave la,no one force youto read, losers, barking so much without reading the disclaimer. Jolie - Passer-by .: Dirty girl ? Since when am i dirty ? Do you even know me ? Please get your facts right before you come here and anyhow . I go geylang ? You get lost . Besides , if he's immature , what are you ? You come here , anyhow , Never put name ? Who's more immature ? 11 February 2010, 14:49 11 February 2010, 10:48 passer by: u this ppl really disgrace singapore and you saying yrself ? i am treating as you are admitting it.to me your bf is immature.so retarded pls. 11 February 2010, 22:54 passer by: u this ppl really disgrace singapore and you saying yrself ? i am treating as you are admitting it.to me your bf is immature.so retarded pls. 11 February 2010, 22:54 passer-by: you are a epic failure and your blog posts shows that how low you are ! you have no parents at all. your parents never give you proper teaching for manners. 11 February 2010, 22:58 passerby: here so many dogs.karen and jolie is one of them.i am seriously lol at both of u. 11 February 2010, 22:59 passerby: kerene and jolie is one of them* 11 February 2010, 23:04 Jolie .: We're dogs ? Woah , how about you ? A low life spammer ? Did we force you to visit/read this blog ? No we didn't . How about you ? It's more like you did not learn your manners . Calling us dogs ? Woah , how rude is that ? Still saying that we have no parents and we have no manners ? How about you ? 11 February 2010, 23:38 Jolie .: That's to you , thinking that my bf is immature , but do you have to type out what you feel ? You're just being Shallow and Judgemental . 11 February 2010, 23:40 posted by Zhong Eh @ 11:53 PM slacking at 11:53 PM.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
fucked up day nnb.. today math test. wtf?! all the question was so cb fucking hard. I wish i could pour water on it to soften it. knn. first 15min and last 15 min can't leave the class. So i sit down there and beo chio bu doing their test seriously. Very chio lor, i like. Then after 15min i feel like going liao. But the chio bu is fucking chio. ♥ So i decided to stay 1 hour to bio chio bu. after 1 hour then i submit blank test then go. Sibei swee. <3 chio bu. Then I went out of the class liao. But she fucking chio, i wanted to beo more. she i went in the class again, and the invigilator kp me say i go out liao can't go in again. nnb. i shouted at her. LIMPEI WANT BEO CHIO BU LA! whole class stop typing and looked at me. I very paiseh and sibei dulan with the invigilator. So i decided to flash the invigilator my kkj. nnb..... the chio bu saw my small kkj and was laughing at me. =.= Very paiseh lor... Then whole class laugh, i so paiseh until my kkj shrink 0.1inch... Then i say bye bye and quickly zhao...... zzz now my kkj is 2.2inch =.= shorter by 0.1inch.... Sian... kkj so small. don't know my spider, Jolie will still love me anot... Hope she will still love me (: LoveDieYou ♥ posted by Zhong Eh @ 5:44 PM slacking at 5:44 PM.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Short Guild on How to Heal a Broken Heart? Ok. Today Zhong Eh is going to teach you how to heal a broken heart? Basically, you need glue, plaster, or anything that is sticky. ♥ And of course soya milk bottle. I suggest glue because when you emo that time glue is the best source of drugs to calm you down. ;x dont say i teach de. Firstly, you cannot bring the whole bottle of glue and go heal a broken heart. Because police will catch you cos police thinks you sniff glue. So you will have to transfer the glue inside a soya milk bottle and keep it with you. Apply some glue on your heart only when you feel pain. Do NOT keep applying, later your body sticks to your clothes idk ah. Reminded. A broken heart is not easy to heal. It tooks me 3 years of glue sniffing to forget Ai Pia and now I'm sniffing glue again because of Mai Pia. Hope my spider, Jolie will not let me sniff more glue. (: A broken heart needs time to heal. Carrying a soya milk bottle that contains glue inside is the best. posted by Zhong Eh @ 11:13 PM slacking at 11:13 PM.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Piercing. Today Zhong Eh go pierce lips sia. lips ok. mouth's lips not pussy lips.. zz... Zhong Eh got no pussy.. Zhong Eh only got 2.3inch kkj. I wanted to pierce because I want act cool, then i go meet Jolie. By the way, Jolie is my spider. Then Jolie you know, she horny desperate girl ;x always want me kiss kiss her. french kiss etc. lols... my piercing on my lips the stud so sharp that it poke in Jolie mouth until bloody... ): then she broke with me ): Luckily got the21st people come help me patch back with her. heng ar.. thanks god that Jolie still with me. LoveDieYou ♥  posted by Zhong Eh @ 10:23 PM slacking at 10:23 PM.
Elephant aka Edlyn saved our life. Today tio daiji with that small kkj gang. 13siao. wtf sia?! they humji, they call 1siao, 2siao, 3siao, 4siao, 5siao, 6siao, 7siao, 8siao, 9siao all come... zzz.. bopian liao.... we so little ppl. so we decided to call Elephant aka Edlyn for help... Edlyn arrived at the daiji place. and because she too cute liao. She will become a magnet, then all the siao boys attract her. Instead of whacking us, they come ask her for number. heng ar, bo tio whack... then elephant seduce those siao ppl and they strip and wtf?! all their kkj is 1.9inch when erected.... zz Credits to: Lim Bo Seng's Ginna, ¹³⁶小ELEPHANT aka Edlyn posted by Zhong Eh @ 12:32 AM slacking at 12:32 AM.
Ryan is here (: . Remember ZhongEh teach me the spider method ? I tell you ah , bo yong one . Let me teach you how too catch butterfly . First hor , You must find those sad butterfly with the wings like knn(Heartbrokened girls) . Then you slowly get too know her , prove too her chiu ish papa butterfly . Then you slowly make her happy , then but make sure her wings is getting chioer . Everytime you must message and call her or tmm with her in msn or facebook . ZhongEh's spider method , I go ask the girl be my spider . She jitao bo reply me ! >:( . Me ish yandao reh , hurt moii hweelings only . )': But nvm , I now got pretty butterfly riao . (: And hor , Only MCINS Viewers can see . Dunch let chiu flends see . Later your zhabor kena taken you also LL . Ryan(: posted by Anonymous @ 2:32 PM slacking at 2:32 PM.
Friday, February 5, 2010
13 siao? We all go Geylang Tao eh saw 13siao people underage wanna go kio quay at our area KIO liao no $$ pay .. We Strip them naked ask them walk from lorong 1 to lorong 42 all the stranger and prostitute saw them naked walking around all LAUGHTING out loud cause all the stranger and prostitute there cannot see their kkj. Because 13 siao kkj was fucking small.. samller than mine... 2.1inch after erection only.... wtf?! Then they hum, they swear to Tao Eh and me that they don't dare go Geylang liao. xD Small kkj = 13 siao. Contributed by Mr Teo posted by Zhong Eh @ 6:22 PM slacking at 6:22 PM.
Catch grasshopper aka guys? Ok. Rmb Catch zhabor in Facebook's post? why i call guys as grasshopper? answer: ask Jolie >< Now i'm going to teach girls how to catch grasshopper. Basically, the world is so big and there are billions and billions of grasshopper. Before you catch a grasshopper, Of course, the best thing you will need is bottle. Without bottles how are you going to catch grasshopper? zz But if you do not have bottle, you can use empty kaya glass jar to catch grasshopper too. it's convenience. To catch right grasshopper you want, first thing is that your eye should not be pajiao. Must see which one man which one cmi, because later catch wrong grasshopper, zzz, later you this spider naughty eat up the grasshopper. Secondly, pls catch the best de. guai de.. Don't catch wrong, later if you catch until a naughty grasshopper, i dont know liao. That grasshopper go disturb your house(spider web), dont come find me =.= Thirdly, You must know what is the size of that grasshopper kkj, if not later when doing sex, you found out that his kkj small, then you dumped him, he very sad de, you know. Try not to hurt grasshopper feeling. >< Fourthly, pls catch the spider that don't mind how big or small is your nehneh, zzz.  RMB!!! You have to wear this before going catch grasshopper If not the grasshopper will zhao away. posted by Zhong Eh @ 5:38 PM slacking at 5:38 PM.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
I need people to write in stories for me to post! Hi people, Zhong Eh is sincerely desperately looking for kind people to write in stories for Zhong Eh to post. Basically, I don't know what should I post now. As you all know, those posting is getting more and more boring and lame. Your Zhong Eh is also human, he can't be thinking of interesting and entertaining stuff all the time to entertain you all. Zhong Eh has his own life also. Zhong Eh can't be 24/7 thinking of funny stuff to post. So Zhong Eh needs people to help contribute. You can email to zhongeh@gmail.com the stories you have come up with. And those credits not goes to me, but you. Zhong Eh will include your name in the post. You can add Zhong Eh in msn to have a chat. zhongeh@gmail.com WanSui. (: Regards, ZhongEh posted by Zhong Eh @ 1:41 PM slacking at 1:41 PM.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
[Serious Post] We want help the CNB find this people!  I don't want to post a topic about drugs dealing. Cos later people buay song me or whatever. So Zhong Eh and ginnas is going to help CNB find the following Wanted people. Persons Sought by CNB to assist in investigation into Drug Trafficking: Name(left to right): Tay Lee Heng, Sulaiman Sheraju Deen, Koh Teong Guan, Ang Lai Choon. Wanted List Those images are courtesy of CNB. Zhong Eh did not anyhow go find images and post. If you found this few person, please contact CNB immediately, do not contact me. Thanks. guys, no more slacking now until you find those people. ;p posted by Zhong Eh @ 6:53 PM slacking at 6:53 PM.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Catch zhabor in Facebook Catch zhabor in Facebook Ryan requested for me to teach him how to catch zhabor in Facebook. Ok. Facebook is a big social networking site. There are tons of zhabor out there. Before you do anything. You need to prepare a lot few bottle, not beer bottle pls cos it fucking expensive. Soya milk bottle will do. Why need bottle? BECAUSE IT IS FOR CATCHING ZHABOR! Did you remember last time primary school, you all use cassette tape casing, sharpener, containers and etc to catch spiders? lols Catching zhabor in Facebook is the same thing as catching spider. But be high class a bit, upgrade to bottles. lols.... To catch right spider you want, first thing is that your eye should not be pajiao. Must see which one chio which one cmi, because later catch wrong spider, zzz, how to have spider fight? Secondly, why use Soya Milk bottle instead of alcoholic bottle. Very simple. Because later the spider smell the alcohol then drunk, how to fight properly? (But if you are a ti ko, maybe you can use alcohol bottle to catch your prey, so then they drunk, you can pia them. :x don't say i teach de.) Thirdly, pls catch the best de. Don't catch wrong, later if you catch until a bangla spider, i dont know liao. Dont come find me =.= Fourthly, You must know how poison is that spider. later if that spider is very poisonous, then when it give you blowjob, it bite your kkj, you die not limpei problem. Fifthly, pls catch the spider that don't mind how big or small is your kkj, zzz, later catch wrong like Mai Pia, I dont know liao... Don't come kp me... This post is dedicated to 21Ryanyourfather. posted by Zhong Eh @ 6:09 PM slacking at 6:09 PM.
Edlyn Elephantz is a very cute little girl HA HA Edlyn Elephantz is a very cute little girl HA HA  Requested by Edlyn Elephant. Any request pls email zhongeh@gmail.com posted by Zhong Eh @ 3:55 PM slacking at 3:55 PM.
Monday, February 1, 2010
2moro blog post will be on this. 2moro blog post will be on this.  posted by Zhong Eh @ 9:55 PM slacking at 9:55 PM.
Today plan to have a meeting but... Planned to have a meeting at Dover ITE today with other Zhong Eh, but sian... Dover ITE closed because fire broke out yesterday. haizz........ So all the Zhong Eh went to Singapore Flyer to have a meeting. There were 15 Zhong Ehs. wtf sia?! all 15 squeeze inside a cable. No space to sit. I was the most zai one, so I get to sit while others Zhong Eh had to stand. And 30 minutes isn't enough, we have many daiji to talk about. zzz. We take 3 rounds of flyer and the amount was unbelievable. It costs us S$1327.50 So 1 person for a round is S$29.50. Therefore 1 person had to pay S$88.50 for 3 rounds. But.... nnb... they buay song say it's my idea to conduct a meeting at Singapore Flyer. So they want me to pay S$1327.50 cb.. limpei sibei buay song. tio bully by other Zhong Eh. knn limpei pull down my pants and show them my kkj, they all run like a dog. I think they got small kkj phobia. xD. they scared small kkj. haha But... they ran away. so... knn.... limpei had to pay the full amount. fuck sia... I think have to find other cheaper bottle that is cheaper than Soya milk bottle. posted by Zhong Eh @ 6:16 PM slacking at 6:16 PM.
TiongXim Kia Free Spanking Service! Ok. Today Zhong Eh is going to announce that DongGua XMM is providing free spanking service! OK LOL. SPANKING SERVICE AVAILABLE :D. YES PLZ PUT ON UR BLOG KTHX MAKE ME FAMOUS.  Pls email Zhong Eh CC to Tao Eh and BCC to iPat, if you want to have this free service. Only after getting permission from Zhong Eh, Tao Eh and iPat, then you can enjoy the free service. And also pls take note that spammer will not have this service. Spammer will be deal with personally by Tao Eh. Anyone found guilty of spamming my DongGua XMM will be whack by Tao Eh. posted by Zhong Eh @ 12:20 PM slacking at 12:20 PM.
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